The plan was deceptively simple: enroll my kids in a week-long day camp and use that time to finish the manuscript that I’ve been working on for months. I would have six blissfully uninterrupted hours to myself every day for a week. For the first time in over eight years.
In the days leading up to my Workshop of Writing (henceforth known as W.O.W.), I was a domestic whirling dervish: frozen dinners were bought; laundry was washed; and lunches were preassembled.
I wrote my blog entries for the week and people were warned that I would not be answering the door/phone/e-mail unless there was a death/fire/pie in my immediate vicinity. I was ready to W.O.W. my ass off.
Here’s how it went down:
Day One
Work out at 6:00am, before kids wake up. Drop them off at camp, return home and feng shui writing space:
Prepare healthy snacks and keep them within reach to avoid a carb coma:
The result? Over 2,500 words written (previous daily record was 648). Fairly certain pages do not suck. Since manuscript is aimed at kids aged seven to ten, achieving such a high number so early in the week suggests that I will write many books a year once both kids are in school full time.
Day Two
Halfway through early morning workout, son calls me from his bed. He has fever and feels barfy (those familiar with his work know that he pukes like a psychopath). The Serb takes daughter to camp while I ply son with Gravol and Tylenol.
As he flits in and out of consciousness, I type like a woman possessed. Also ate this for lunch:
The result? 2,000 passable words and a stomach ache.
Day Three
Wake up ten minutes before daughter is due at camp. Son stays home to catch up on sleep. He does not sleep. Despite being grouchy and exhausted, I crank out another 2,500 words.
This helped:
Son feels better and I celebrate with trip to chiropractor that evening to fend off shoulder cramps. During treatment, my entire back seizes. Chiropractor must use electrode thingies/massage for an hour before I can drive home. Feck.
Day Four:
Both kids are back at camp. My back is on ice. Two chapters are all that stand between me and W.O.W. goal. Choose apples over apple pie. Hydrating with water rather than wine. Writing, writing and more writing.
Critique partner calls from nearby Thai restaurant wanting company. Faced with option of reaching writing objective versus Pad Thai, the choice is obvious. And delicious.
The result? 1,800 words and a slightly buggered back.
Day Five:
Daughter wakes up with fever. Demonstrating mother-of-the-year skills for which I’m known, I pour Tylenol down her gullet and send her on her way. I do not eat. I do not drink. I only write.
The result? 1,900 words and a finished manuscript! Parental karma immediately kicks my ass when camp calls. Daughter is in dire shape; must be picked up immediately. Do not sleep for the next three nights with sick daughter.

After graduating from university (back when Plato was my classmate), I landed a kick-ass job in public relations at an equestrian facility. One of my responsibilities was chaperoning special guests during tournaments. These people were usually CEOs and their families, but every so often I would be assigned to a bona fide celebrity.
You have to understand that hanging out with celebrities is nothing new to me: I have Lorne Greene’s autograph from a chance encounter at Universal Studios in 1982 (read: my parents made me ask some old dude for his autograph…I was not a Battlestar Galactica fan).
I also walked right by Ralph Fiennes in Central Park during the filming of Maid in Manhattan (I initially mistook him for a hobbit…that guy is teeny).

They were filming this scene. The Serb maintains that JLo was giving him the eye when I (conveniently) wasn't looking.
During my illustrious acting career as a commercial-auditioning-background-performer, John Candy brushed by me repeatedly during the race scene of Cool Runnings (I’m in the blue ski jacket!) and Cuba Gooding Jr. smiled at me as I swiped food from craft services on the set of Rat Race. Basically, my life is one big Vanity Fair after party. Try to contain your envy.
My first month at the horsey PR job, I was assigned to look after Jack Palance (Curly from City Slickers) and his wife. I ferried them around the property on a golf cart for the afternoon waiting for him to burst into flames because he was so pale. It all could have gone very Weekend at Bernie’s, but we all survived and he even offered me a crazy huge tip (which I refused, because I was young and far too Canadian—I have worked through that and would totally take the money today).
Naturally when it came time to squire Mr. Selleck around for an afternoon, the owners of the equestrian place thought of…themselves. And who could blame them? Even with his moustache shaved off for some goofy western made-for-television movie, Magnum was still hot. And tall. And muscle-y. And very charismatic. And if you could bottle what he smelled like, it would be called Handsome Man.
I was relegated to touring around the hairdresser and manager that afternoon, but I didn’t mind because at the end of the day, in front of a stable that reeked of horse poop, I was on the receiving end of a Euro-double-cheek-kiss from Tom Selleck.
But of course that all pales when compared to that time the Serb showered with John Cusack.
The music. That car. Those eyebrows.

When my husband left Serbia, he was a nineteen-year-old soldier who had no business nor desire to be in the Bosnian war. He fled with no money, family or prospects to help him; what he did have was the kind of desperate motivation necessary to make something of himself in a new land.
As he worked waiting tables throughout Europe, the Serb often read copies of the Wall Street Journal that had been discarded by businessmen. He didn’t even know what a credit card was before leaving Serbia yet the stock market fascinated him. He would struggle to make sense of the financial jargon while dreaming of one day inhabiting that world.
He arrived in Calgary, Alberta as a landed immigrant on the coldest day in forty-seven years. Having grown up in a mild climate, he feared that the human body (specifically, his body) couldn’t possibly tolerate such extreme temperatures. From that day onward, he vowed to wear two pairs of long johns from October through March, which he did for five years—even under a suit.
We met through a mutual friend a year after the Serb came to Canada, when he was working at a warehouse to put himself through university. Despite coming from completely different backgrounds and cultures (my only foreign travel at that point involved a well-funded, year-long backpacking trip through Australia) there was a spark between us (plus, I’ve always been a sucker for an accent).
At the time, I had a corporate job, nice car and fantastic apartment. When we moved in together two years later, he showed up with all of his belongings in a single grocery bag. The Serb’s first “career” job was answering phones in a banking call centre making minimum wage—he was hired two days before we were married—but for him it was a dream job.
Following his citizenship ceremony my husband received his Canadian passport, three days before we left to elope in the Cook Islands. I remember him turning it over in his hands as he explained to me that a Canadian passport was one of the most coveted and respected in the world.
A year after we married, the Serb suggested moving across the country to Toronto. He felt it would offer more professional opportunities for him. Although I left a well-paying job, my friends and all of my family, I didn’t hesitate: I knew that after all he’d been through, the Serb would find a way to succeed. And I was right.
Since moving twelve years ago, he has worked as a stockbroker, trader and business owner. Most of these positions didn’t even exist until he met with decision-makers and persuaded them to give him a shot. Through it all, the Serb has instilled in our children an appreciation for their heritage as well as an understanding of how lucky they are to live where they do.
Despite his meager beginnings, my husband always had big dreams and he never let circumstances get in the way. He is confident that no other country in the world could have offered him the success and opportunities that he’s found here. By living in Canada, my husband learned that—with enough hard work—anything is possible.
And I learned from him what it truly means to be Canadian.
Happy belated Canada Day and happy Independence Day. This isn’t new, but it never gets old:


















