Does This Saracasm Make Me Look Fat?
Published July 5, 2012 | Now that I’m working for The Man, I’ve been wondering if I should look for a permanent job outside the home once this contract gig is over. Let’s recap some highlights from my resume and see how I stack up against the competition:
A detail-oriented communications professional:
Enthusiastic team player:
A dedicated mentor with strong leadership skills:
Proven strategic thinker:
Impressive interpersonal skills:
Established track record for organization and creativity:
Passionate about my career:
16 Responses to Does This Saracasm Make Me Look Fat?
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Blog Design Goddess
WE NEED TO GET JOBS TOGETHER, PLEASE, BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE YOU EVERY DAY ALL THE TIME FOREVER.
That is all.
PS Please make that your resume.
I will make it my resume and I will include glitter and confetti in the envelope!!!! xoxoxooxo
I will do a social experiment and send this out as a resume…results to be posted shortly…
I don’t tweet, but #aggressivecougar cracked me up!
What in the world? I stay on twitter all day to catch funny stuff and I MISS THESE??
Dang me.
Feck me.
You get the idea.
Heeheehee – I lurk on Twitter at odd hours…
I find that I’m much more able to avoid staring at the unzipped fly than the mid-chest blouse button that becomes undone.
Noted.
I keep deodorant in my laptop bang AND in my office because I routinely forget to put it on at home while change clothes three times trying to figure out what I’m going to wear that day.
You are obviously a genius. #goingtobuymorerightnow
I, too, forgot deodorant on a day the AC malfunctioned at work.
Except I was teaching high school seniors.
And wearing a silk blouse.
Good thing 17-year-olds are SO forgiving of sweat stains.
#feckinglie
Soooo funny! Plus I think you are so clever to know how to put the little twitter still shots on your blog. I have to hire a web designer every time I want to add something in my sidebar #moron
I know bloggers who need people to upload a post, so you and I are, in fact, technical savants…
oh agressive cougar is right…
You know it, baby! (or should I say, takes one to know one?)
XOXO