While it’s true that my new job has many perks (did I mention the spa retreat in cottage country next month?), it’s not all rainbows and kitty cats. Aside from the whole working part of it, I’m also finding that the activities like grocery shopping that I once took for granted must now be squeezed into miniscule compartments of time while my kids clamber for my undivided attention.

The biggest hit has been to my exercise. Before starting my job, I was a regular at my kick-ass yoga studio’s sunrise yoga class (Hi Melissa! I miss you!) and downward dogging had become a daily obsession routine. I’ve tried practicing at home before work, but escaping to the land of Zen is difficult with a four-year-old trying to ride me like a horse. Sometimes I drag myself to a class after the kids are in bed, but I’m not in the habit of getting hot and sweaty after eight o’clock unless the Serb buys me a nice meal first.

Then I found Insanity, in every sense of the word. A couple of friends lost their post-baby weight with Insanity, a series of half-hour cross-fit DVD workouts. It’s an eight-week program that progressively intensifies, but I decided to start with the recovery week DVD that focused on core and balance—it sounded vaguely yoga-like and I figured I’d have a fighting chance.

Within minutes I was drenched in sweat as I lumbered through squats, lunges and push-ups. It was eerily similar to the boot camp I’d attempted last winter; that debacle had left me unable to rise from the toilet unassisted for a week thanks to my shredded quadriceps. When I saw the uber-fit twenty-somethings dripping from their efforts, I knew I was in trouble.

I rallied myself with the reminder that I’d birthed two babies, completed a triathlon and endured a 10-month ear infection. Surely I could make it through twenty-seven more minutes of sit-ups. I persevered and finished the workout. And three days later—when I could once again stand up from the toilet without assistance—I bought a six-month membership at the yoga studio.

I’ve determined that I like my exercise like I do my lovin’: sweaty, challenging and yielding positive results, but with minimal chance of me dying during the act.


Insanity Sample Workouts by simright

5 Responses to If I’m Not Barefoot, It’s Not Exercise

  • Sandra says:

    Oh Honey, I like to feel pain when I workout, and I find that Insanity is insane! I swear I thought I was going to roll my ankles this way and that with all that side to side, side to side, jump and down, roll over and bark like a dog! Ugh! Yup, I’m with you. I’ve turned in my dirty runners for a yoga membership as well. So yeah, next time you’re in Winnipeg: you, me, hot yoga, then we’ll regain all our calories at VJs.

  • Sara says:

    This looks like my once a week boxing class. I can only do it once a week because it takes me all week to recover! I love it because I know right after I feel like a hot skinny bitch…..but while I’m doing it – SUCKKKKKKS.

  • That clip was 2 minutes too long. SCARY!

  • I’m catching up with all my backed-up blog posts (but in the wrong direction…so it’s taking too long!) and now I really want to arrange some kind of writers retreat for us…

    lots of words, a little bit of wine, and no sweating after 8:00.
    Works for me.

    And you don’t even have to buy me dinner ;-)
    XO

  • Elena Aitken says:

    HA HA.
    I’ve heard of this Insanity. Aptly named….

    I too am aiming my focuses on yoga. Much more zen! Congrats on your new job!

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